Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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