Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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