she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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