so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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