Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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