all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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