so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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