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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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