North Korea, Best Korea!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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