So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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