It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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