The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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