Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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