The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
is wine microwaveable?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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