Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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