I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I supernannyed him into submission
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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