I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
