But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
