So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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