why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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