She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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