So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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