Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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