The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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