please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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