You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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