Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Whod you bang
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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