handjob tips. give me some.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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