Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
And then he peed in my hair
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