I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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