So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
