Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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