so explain again why im purple
no
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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