She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You were trust falling into bushes
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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