Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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