I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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