alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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