the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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