when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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