Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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