Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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