I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
this boner is exhausting
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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