what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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