love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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