how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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