He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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