I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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