just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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