My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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