My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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