shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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