No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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